back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.
back in my day if you reblogged a post from your dashboard you’d have to make sure to open it in a new tab or window or else you’d have to scroll all the way back down through 15 miles of read posts until you found your place again
Stop mistaking harmless ignorance as downright disrespect, not everyone in the goddamn world is educated of the 500000+ different gender identities. You spend 99% of your time sitting on your ass browsing a website built from the ground up on social justice concepts; don’t expect others to be aware of the deep abyss of the gender universe when some people aren’t even aware that gender and sex are two different things.
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
im so addicted to tumblr that if someone was pointing a gun at my head i would probably sit and blog about it
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal